i made it to nebraska
i’m gonna turn around
i don’t want to go to maryland

20 and 400 miles upon the map
there’s my last state of consciousness

i’m sorry that you waited
i’d never been around
i don’t want to go to maryland
no further will i drive

well good bye mary
hello jane
well good bye mary
hello jane

i’m sorry that i wasted all your time
back there in school
getting high in maryland

my apologies to baltimore
i always played the fool
but i was just a fool in love with you

i guess i never finished
always meaningless to me
because life is for the living
not for college degrees

well good bye mary
hello jane
well good bye mary
hello jane

i’ve got 20 and 400 ????? on the farm
20 and 400 fair haired beauties on my arm
20 and 400 red list reasons on the page
and these miles on the gauge
each one of them just the same

well good bye mary
hello jane
well good bye mary
hello jane…